The great charm of cats is their rampant egotism, their devil-may-care attitude toward responsibility, their disinclination to earn an honest dollar. Robertson Davies

Thursday morning 4 of us were hanging out outside the building when one of maintenance guys said, "Hey, Richard, somebody put some kittens in your truck." I said, "You gotta be shittin’ me," as I made my way to the side of my truck. Sure enough there were 2 kittens, 4-5 weeks old I’d say, snuggled up next to a tire in the bed of my truck. I went inside, got a box and put the kittens into it. Called Karen at the vet cuz one of her friends is a mucky muck with Friends of Strays. Space is at a premium at the shelters right now. Karen said she’d call me back. It was right before lunch so I told her I’d be at home. I put the box with kittens on the seat and drove home. Just as I stopped the truck I see a cat jump onto the tailgate and into the bed of the truck. I got out, looked at her and said, "You little devil. You’ve done it again." Until that moment I’d been thinking somebody I know put those kittens in my truck and if I catch him/her I’m gonna forget all about Gandhi’s principles of non-violence. But a smile just formed on my face as I thought back 4-5 months when this little queen had done the same thing to me. These little tigers had spent all morning in the bed of my truck and, thankfully, it was really overcast so no harm came to them. Just like the first time. One Sunday I went to open the screen door on the porch to go somewhere when I bumped something and saw this tiger scoot to the end of the carport. I opened the door, looked around and in the corner were 4 kittens, maybe 2 weeks old. I left them alone and went on my way. I didn’t see the queen or her babies again that day. Monday morning I drove to work and when I was getting out of the truck I hear these plaintive little cries, meu, meu, meu. I look in the truck bed and there are those 4 babies in the corner, behind the tire (yeah, same tire). Another cloudy, overcast day. Kittens into a box and back home I go. For about 3 weeks I had to look into the bed to ensure there weren’t any kittens in it and very often there they were. This was this little queen’s first litter and none survived. She moved them constantly and I wonder if that played into their not surviving. The lady who gave me Kismet and Brutus also brought a trap by Thursday afternoon. When these kittens are weaned the trap is gonna get put to good use. I’ve not seen Mama or her babies since but they looked healthy so Mama has apparently learned how to be a good mother. Hopefully the prolonged absence of her kittens Thursday taught her a lesson. We’ll see. I called Karen back and told her the mystery had been solved and we didn’t need to find a home for these precious little ones. Good thing, too. Her friend was having minor surgery and wasn’t available.

Speaking of Kismet and Brutus. When talking to the previous guardian she was unsure as to when she got these 2 tigers. She had gotten them from her sister so I asked her to talk to her sister so we could get an accurate age for these little tigers. The lady had them at 12 for Kismet and 7 for Brutus. Wellllllll, she talked to her sister and was told that her sister had given her the tigers in 1997 and that Kismet was 5 at the time and Brutus was a kitten. That meant that Kismet is 17 and Brutus is 12. Big difference. I had thought that Kismet was a little thin, even with the hyperthyroid, and I’d have to fatten her up a bit. For 17 years old, though, she looks gooooooood, but keeping her weight up is even more important now. I’ve also noticed that she walks on what would be her right wrist instead of on her paw pads. This is a consequence of declawing. Sad, because it has to be somewhat painful. I will definitely ask the vet about this Tuesday when we go in for bloodwork. Don’t know what we can do about it, if anything, though. Grrrrrr.

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The Tao’s principle is spontaneity. Lao Tzu