To the tune of Jingle Bells
Olympics 2012
Dashing through the snow
In a one horse town today
O’er the hills we go
Laughing at the gay
Bells on Putin ring
Making profits high
What fun it is to laugh and sing
The Money home tonight

Oh, jingle bills, jingle bills
Money all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ski
In a one horse town today
Oh, jingle bills, jingle bills
Money all the way
Oh, what fun it is to skate
In a one horse town today

A day or two ago
I thought I’d take a ride
And soon the NBC
Was seated by my side
The interview was trite
With no shows of the skills
Of the world class athletes
Who worked for this event, for free

Oh, jingle bills, jingle bills
Olympics all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ski
In a one horse town today
Oh, jingle bills, jingle bills
Olympics all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ski
In a one horse town today, yeah

Jingle bells, jingle bells
Oh, jingle bills, jingle bills
Money all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ski
In a one horse town today
Oh, jingle bills, jingle bills
Money all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ski
In a one horse town today yeah

Photo from Mike Fleming licensed under Creative Commons