The HOMOPHILE!

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The “organization” One Million Moms — actually some dudes on Facebook who hate homosexuality with an astonishingly acute blazing hatred and get money from a SPLC-designated hate group to pursue their all-consuming hatred that’s garnered such incredible success — has decided that the comics industry has crossed a bright line by revealing the gayitude of several characters. And that one of them, with the not-gay name of Northstar, will marry.

In the comics!

And we’re not just talking about Kevin Keller in the lame Archie comic. No, these are superheroes the “moms” are upset about.

The notoriously anti-gay group that bills itself as One Million Moms, but in reality has only about 47,000 supporters judging by its Facebook page, is now targeting Marvel and DC Comics over their announcements to introduce and marry gay characters in their mainstream comics.

The moms find the homosexuals-in-comics trend shocking:

Children desire to be just like superheroes. Children mimic superhero actions and even dress up in costumes to resemble these characters as much as possible. Can you imagine little boys saying, “I want a boyfriend or husband like X-Men?”

Yes.
Yes, I can.

What say you other 953,000 “moms,” anyway? Are you really cool with this? If these 47,000 FB-likers have the same success for the get-gays-out-of-comics that they got with JCPenney against Ellen DeGeneres and with SGKomen Foundation against Planned Parenthood, we’re likely to see mandatory same-sex marriage in every comic book.

Do you 953,000 really want to be on the hook for that?

Slow your roll, turbo. Your success has gone to your heads.