Living in what billboards proudly declare to be "The Nation’s Most Military-Friendly State," I’m always interested in news involving the high priest of personal opportunism, graft and mercenary enablement, Erik Prince. (Aside to North Carolina’s Democratic Governor, Beverly Purdue: You’ve been in office almost two years. Why have these eyesores not yet been ceremonially burned???)

A former Navy Seal, Prince founded the now infamous Blackwater in 1997. Despite his resignation as the company’s CEO and attempts to whitewash the awful reputation it earned on his watch (Blackwater was renamed "Xe Services" in early 2009), five of Prince’s closest colleagues have already been indicted on federal weapons charges, including conspiracy and obstruction, for their roles in attempting to cover up the company’s gift of 22 weapons to King Abdulla II of Jordan.

Prince does face a civil lawsuit accusing him of defrauding the federal government, but is not presently under criminal indictment. That could change if the native of Holland, Michigan is fingered in continuing investigations of the company’s actions. In other words, Prince has faced the looming possibility of indictment and jail time. Until now.

Four days ago Prince fled – regardless of how he prefers to characterize it – to the United Arab Emirates, with which the U.S. has no extradition treaty.

The civil suit also factored in his decision to run; Prince reportedly became an ex-pat of the country he supposedly loves so dearly in order to avoid being deposed in the civil action. Fortunately, it looks like that didn’t work.

Even from his new home, however, I’m confident Patriot Prince will remind us that we’ve got nothing to fear from the "Great Recession." After all, for those who really want to work, Xe Services is hiring.

Cross-posted at The Malcontent.