I want to know, “Where did I go wrong?”

Maybe I was born in the wrong place and time. Maybe it’s because I majored in English instead of computer programming. Maybe it’s just because I understand what the word “no” means.

“No”? What is it about ‘no’ that is so hard to understand?

Well, among other problems that Ms Carly Fiorina has (and they are too numerous to list and go into here), she seems to have a really really poor grasp of some words. We have already discussed the issue of ‘must’ as in ‘you must file paperwork in order to be incorporated and you must file paperwork and the appropriate tax forms when you are a charitable foundation.’ Carly Has Trouble With Details

OK, so ‘must’ is definitely NOT rolling around in the part of her brain that handles language. This could be a problem for someone who has already thrown her hat in the ring for a Senate run.

Another word she has problems with is ‘NO’ as in ‘No, you can’t sell stuff to countries that are on the US banned list.’

Simple, right? I’ve been in business for 30 years and when I worked for a company that did a lot of exporting, we were always on the prowl for business but we also knew not to touch certain people with a ten-foot pole because the US government had said, “No.”

Like Whom, you might ask, Gentle Reader?

Like IRAN.

Carly’s Problem With Selling to Iran
“Over the past dozen years, Hewlett-Packard has sold hundreds of millions of dollars worth of printers and other products to Iran through a Middle East distributor, sidestepping a U.S. ban on trade with the country.
Now the person who headed HP for much of that time, Carly Fiorina, is ramping up to run for U.S. Senate. And questions are emerging about what Fiorina knew about HP’s growing presence in Iran during her six-year tenure at the Silicon Valley firm from 1999 to 2005….(Recently, the US) Securities and Exchange Commission issued a letter to HP seeking information about the company’s dealings in Iran, Syria and Sudan. HP responded that in fiscal 2008 about $120 million worth of products were sold to Iran by a Dutch subsidiary through a Middle Eastern distributor. But even as the company claimed that those sales were legal because its subsidiary was acting on its own, HP in January announced it was severing ties with Dubai-based Redington Gulf. The distributor had sold HP products to Iran since 1997, two years after the United States imposed a complete ban on exports to Iran.”

Now, not to connect Ms Fiorina too closely, but I am reminded by our good Phoenix Woman that this is a long-standing gambit with another Republican businessman…Dick Cheney:

Halliburton and Iran

“We all know that one of the two counts Rudy Giuliani filed against Marc Rich, way back when, concerned Rich’s buying oil from Iran.
However, it also seems that Halliburton has been caught violating President Clinton’s 1995 executive order forbidding US companies/individuals from doing business with Iran:
Halliburton Co., the U.S. oil-services giant until recently headed by Vice President Richard Cheney, has opened an office in Tehran and operated in Iran in possible violation of U.S. sanctions, Thursday’s Wall Street Journal reported.
Since 1995, U.S. laws have banned most American commerce with Iran. Halliburton Products and Services Ltd. works behind an unmarked door on the ninth floor of a new north Tehran tower block. A brochure declares that the company was registered in 1975 in the Cayman Islands, is based in the Persian Gulf sheikdom of Dubai and is "non-American." But, like the sign over the receptionist’s head, the brochure bears the Dallas company’s name and red emblem, and offers services from Halliburton units around the world.”

Oops.

Is this written down in the Rethug Handbook or something? “Rules are for other people”?
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