I’ve taken pen and paper in hand to write a little note to Warren Buffet and Bill Gates regarding their big push to get 40 billionaires to give 50% of their money to charity. I was going to pull out one of my very prettiest cards, but all I’ve got left are the ‘Thank you’ ones and ‘Sorry for your loss’ ones and I didn’t feel either one was appropriate, so they got my best lined legal pad.

Dear Bill and Bunny (remember me, Warren? I’m the woman in Indiana who…oh, well, forget I mentioned it):

Out here in Great Recession-land, we read with great interest of your success with getting all of your lovely friends (all the ‘right’ people, I’m sure) to contribute to your little charity plan. You’ve been doing a lot of good work with your money with disease; no one can fault you for that (Bill – don’t forget to thank Melinda for me; the recipe for sour pickles was fab).

I do have to say, though, that I am more than a little bit disappointed with you both in terms of the direction of this. Considering how you got the money, it does seem a little bit ungracious.

Now don’t misunderstand me (deep breathing, Warren; it really does help): Both of you have worked hard for the money (don’t you love that song; I just can’t stop dancing when I hear it). And so did all of the lovely little munchkins who worked for your companies, too. I’m sure they feel a certain amount of ambivalence about this, considering how many of them you boys have let go, outsourced, and downsized out of house and home so that you could transfer those thousands of jobs to India and China.

And now the American economy is flat on its back – and the workers right with it. For all your complaints, Bill, about not being able to find enough American talent and needing all of those H1-B visas, it really is a self-fulfilling prophesy: If you take the jobs away, you can’t expect young people to find the prospect of competing with an Indian kids for what is now a $15,000 job to be exactly appetizing. And all the industrial jobs and technology, Warren, that you encouraged to be transferred overseas – well, if we wanted to gear up and do it here, we really…can’t because people like you refused to invest in technology here, or people here, or having industries thriving here.

And now that you made all of this money, you want us all to stand there, line the parade route and wave the flag for you guys because you are ‘doing the right thing’ and putting your money into foundations.

But what will money in a foundation do for Americans or America for that matter, boys? Zip. And what will money in a foundation do for you and your friends? Tax breaks.

See, the bloom is off the rose, guys – you threw American industry and American workers under the bus; you aren’t magic to us anymore. And have not been for a long time. So, you and your friends can all get together behind your locked and guarded gates, and drink your cocktails and eat uncontaminated shrimp, and collectively pat yourselves on the back for being so high minded and philanthropic.

But we don’t forget on whose backs you actually made that money.

And we would like some of it back; here are a few ideas that might really help America, Americans and American industry in terms of how you can use that money:

Paying off the student loans of every kid with a college student loan and setting up a fund to pay the tuition for any kid in need. Bill – your father got to college through the GI Bill. That made a huge difference for him…and for you. Time to give back.

Money for jobs doing maintenance projects of state and local government that have been deferred in the ongoing economic downturn

Grant money to fill the food pantries of every non-profit on an ongoing basis

Money for grants and investment in entrepreneurs

Money for grants and investment in American industries for energy saving technologies in transportation, rail, wind, solar and other alternative technologies. Or, do you want to see ‘Make in China’ dominate those here as well?

Money for grants and investment in basic American industries; if someone wants to make shoes, clothing, small appliances, furniture, basic goods in this country, we need companies that will design and produce the high tech equipment to do it with. American industry sent all the equipment overseas over the past 25 years – if we want those industries back, we need to build from the ground up..and doing it smarter and better than the Chinese, who’ve been stealing our technology and selling it out the door to their friends ever since.

Money for programs to support vulnerable American families, especially in the areas of health, nutrition, and education.

See, I have lots of ideas; you only have one: put money away to protect it, invest it, and use the proceeds how?

Or, have you decided that throwing American industry and American workers under the bus is just fine with you? You’ll have to excuse me, now; I think I’ll go get sick…

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