You’d score more insight debating manatees than anybody at Power Line. I had to read this twice to get my head around the sheer dumb.

The Baying Hounds of CNN
April 24, 2009 Posted by John at 8:58 PM

…What was remarkable was the almost complete absence of any news value. No new facts were conveyed; no old ones, for that matter, if you’ve seen a headline in the last month. No analysis, not even any reasoned conversation: it was pure, mindless cheerleading for the Left. No wonder CNN’s ratings are in the toilet.

[..cue the 'analysis'...] As I listened to an hour of almost non-stop wailing about waterboarding, I couldn’t help wondering how many people have been waterboarded by U.S. authorities during the first three months of the Obama administration. Some hundreds, I would think–surely far more than the three terrorists over whom such tears are now being shed. Those "victims" don’t count, apparently, inasmuch as they are only U.S. military personnel. And, hey, they volunteered.

But if waterboarding is "torture," then it’s illegal. So why is the U.S. military still using it as a training device, last we knew? If we’re going to start prosecuting people, don’t we have to prosecute the many civilian and military leaders who have for decades inflicted waterboarding, or condoned the use of waterboarding, on our servicemen? Just a thought. Actually, of course, no one has any interest in such prosecutions (which would be absurd in any event) since there is no political advantage to be gained.


WOW. Far beyond the prosecutions being absurd, or being of little political value, they’d be impossible because no one believes the law is actually being broken, you freaking idiots.

Waterboarding is a torture technique–torture being an extreme method of interrogation in which wrenching pain and imminent death are used to extract information. If you are not being interrogated, or if you’re really in control of the parameters, you’re not actually being waterboarded. Is that really so hard to understand?

If you’re an officer in the military, you can’t fire your weapon (except in some terrible and rare occasion, presumably) at the men in your charge–yet, it happens all the time in live-fire training.

As a civilian, if you’re standing in the park, you can’t haul off and tackle someone. That’s assault–unless both of you are playing tackle football. You can’t kick or punch someone, yet here. You can’t shoot someone, yet here.

The law is not written and interpreted by children, thankfully. It’s just unfortunately subject to their ‘analyses’ on right-wing blogs, sheesh.


[cross-post: thump and whip]