Jeff Sessions Is Gonna Do That Crack Cocaine! |
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| By: watertiger Thursday July 16, 2009 1:23 pm | |
I guess the pressure of being the ranking Republican member on the Judiciary Committee is getting to Jeff "Do NOT Seek the Tray-ZHUR" Sessions (R-AL), because he’s been losing it on a daily basis during the Sotomayor hearing.
His latest gaffe: Telling a witness that he and Senator Leahy "are talking during these hearings, we’re gonna do that crack cocaine thing that you and I have talked about."
Who knows? Maybe the taste of a little rock will expand his mind some.
Watch it for yourself:
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I dunno. Since Sessions is a proud son of Alabama, I think he’d be more likely to be a meth head than a crack head.
But whadda I know?
Well, he is crack’d, that’s for sure.
Our boy, Beauregard!!
You go, boy!!
How do you satirize satire?
Donno. This one kind of sells itself.
jefferson been hangin with marion lately
Wow. I didn’t even know they had crack on the mean gravel streets of Cooterville.
I dunno, bein a young lad of 71 years and a few months, I realize that I don’t have the slang down pat for todays youth but I was also young enough to remember the 60’s & 70’s. Sessions is either brain dead or completely stupid (probably both). I do get awfully tired or reich wing repig sons of bitches and their sillyness.
Do you ever think that there will be an open season on repigs where we can have goat roping contests, or lobotomizing bees, I am not too sure what repigs are good for yet. I think that they are too sour to make good fertilizer from and too rank to make soap.
What are the good people of Alabama to think? The horror! And he just laughs about it!
Quick, where’s my fainting couch? Get off that thing, Lindsey!
A person with such wealth as he’s inherited should be able to afford Absinthe.