From The Guardian, UK: “US president kicks off election campaign by declaring that US should move focus from foreign wars to domestic growth” We agree. In spades.
[Note: this is a rough draft only; any mistakes are mine alone, and hopefully won't get me Gitmo'd; my audio discrimination isn’t always the best, and my typing is crap.]
Remarks of President Barack Obama
Weekly Address
The White House
May 5, 2012
“This week of my campaign stump found me heading to Afghanistan to sign the historic and Enduring Strategic Partnership memo of understanding (MOU) with Hamid Karzai that will continue this particular undertaking in the Incessant War Against Muslin Extremists and Those Who Aid and Abet Them by way of Material Support. But more about that later; I’m here, in part, to Praise the Troops, so that American voters will see what an exemplary War President I am; it’s axiomatic that you never switch horses in midstream. Heh.
“Our brave men and women in uniform have performed in a superior fashion in this former Graveyard of Empires, aided of course by the Afghan security forces we are still training. You may wonder why some of them hadn’t joined us at Bagram Air Base, but I’d like to assure you that it wasn’t because I fear them*. Had that been the case, we could have simply secured their arms and put them through metal detectors at the doors.
“Now; about my plan to ‘move focus from foreign wars to domestic growth’: You know that your President is above all, a pragmatist. And I think we can do both: not focus on the war, and fix the nation so it works for the returning soldiers and other Americans. Toward accomplishing that two-fer, the MOU Karzai and I signed is key; let me explain.
“War is stimulative to the economy; our own history tells us so. What’s good for Lockheed and Boeing is good for America. Heh. This agreement essentially says that after I win the coming election, Hamid and I will sign a more specific SOTU that will spell out the details of our new strategic partnership. It won’t exactly denote an end to war, but a pivot away from the need to focus on it; JSOC and Special Ops will practically run it by themselves, and the tactical night raids will continue** as before. CENTCOM crafted wording in the document that will appease those demanding an end to the effective raids on Taliban supporters, and inject capital into the nation’s system. Another pragmatic two-fer, heh. Chances are the next agreement will mean the US and ISAF will remain in-country in until the Afghan security forces are fully ready to defend their nation’s women and children from extremists.
“Now we’ve already turned a corner as far as vanquishing the Taliban, and we’ve devastated Al Queda’s leadership. You’ll remember that I was the mastermind behind the killing of Bin Laden with the help of some doughty Navy Seals in Operation Geronimo, something Mitt Romney would never had ordered. I guarantee you that we will win this war.
“Your President knows that some of you are anxious about the unemployment numbers; let me assure you that I share your concerns, and I have been busy enacting simple solutions.
“Last year, we removed 10,000 troops from this theatre of operations, but rest assured: Your President has issued memos to all the police departments in the nation requesting that our Returned Heroes have gotten preferential hiring status, and to date, all but a few hundred them are now active in law enforcement, protecting our cities from dissidents and domestic terrorists who seek to disrupt the fabric of our exceptional society. I’m sure the ranks of the unemployed are grateful that more ex-soldiers aren’t there to beat them out of the available hamburger-flipping jobs. You’re welcome.
“But we need to do more to guarantee the promise of the American Dream; but it will mean making responsible choices, and Americans working hard for it. I don’t think we should prioritize things like more tax cuts for millionaires, but we can let the Bush cuts expire again. If there are any savings as we pivot in the strategy of this war, I’ll call on Congress to take the money we’d no longer spending, and use half of it to pay down our debt, and use the other half to rebuild America. Because we’ve got more jobs to create. We need ore clean energy like nuclear, natural gas and clean coal
“Every time I have the privilege of meeting with our troops, I’m struck by their courage, their commitment, their selflessness, and their teamwork. They have something to teach us. Recovering from the worst economic crisis since the Great Depression is a work in progress – but if we follow their example, and every able-bodied unemployed American joined our all-volunteer military, this stalled economy would recover by this time next year. Your government will put you to work protecting the freedoms we cherish, and leave for our children an America that’s built to last.
“God bless you, and have a great weekend.”
*great source; you’ll enjoy it
**read Gareth Porter’s piece; it’s important.
Feel free to correct my rough transcript.
A bonus video you might like:



25 Comments

Recommended. If we did not need more proof of Epic Murder and Fail, there is an $80 million dollars lost, spent on an American “Consulate”. It is too dangerous to have another American State Department boondoggle.
Keeping a safe and viable “presence”. That is how military occupiers speak. Epic Fail and not so Epic liars.
Hi Wendy. Thanks for creasing the double-talk and showing the truthful side. The night raids will continue despite saying we are leaving Afghanistan. Horrible. Suggestion: Put that Gareth Porter link at the base of your post. Easily done as it is easy to suggest!
I can’t stand listening to the serial prevaricator, so I’m glad you were able and willing to translate his shameless pandering doublespeak into English.
Eighty million: chicken feed to them. Jayzus, remember all those ‘outposts’ on the border? Those soldiers were just sitting ducks out there; took about two years to officially abandon them…for how many lives did they wait?
Nick Turse once estimated what the Bagram ‘upgrade’ cost, but hundreds of billions anyway; he said it’s seriously a CITY, just the airport alone is mammoth, always busy as any international airport.
Yup; any day they’ll turn the whole mess over to Afghanistan; they say they *may* have finally turned over the prison, better or worse: who knows? Too many tales of torture to not believe it’s still goin’ on; maybe that’s why the ‘turnover’, so they could say “The US is not torturing at Bagram”.
Thanks, Frank33. Sick campaign propaganda.
Yup: ‘How to Guarantee Pashtuns Hate Us Forever’, I think the manual said, under the heading of: ‘Keep War Alive!’
All right, dear; I put the link at the asterisk, too, ya lazy sod. ;o)
‘Serial Prevaricator’, lol! How polite of you, ID. Yeah, it’s a tough gig to watch him, and this is the first time I have in ages, but the Guardian piece made so curious, and made me think it might need some serious translatin’. So…I did my patriotic duty.
Hope ya watched the bonus video, then. The ant allusions by the grasshopper, guess it was, will kill you! ;o)
Updated to add re: ‘Serial prevaricator’: rush transcript is: ‘Fooking Liar’.
Why does this remind me of some speeches I heard from the WH in 1965 ?
http://www.utsandiego.com/news/2012/may/06/congress-intelligence-heads-taliban-stronger/?ap
Or the 7 O’Clock News.
Heh.
http://my.firedoglake.com/wendydavis/2011/12/16/seven-o%E2%80%99clock-newssilent-night-volume-iii/
In a world where every tribal leader = The Taliban. They’re the fooking local governments, for goodness sake! As if you could draw maps on a line and call that mix of people ‘Afghanistan’. Idiots.
But speaking of Feinstein, an LA artist/photographer friend/brother went to DeeCee awhile back to, as he said it: ‘photograph the abject abjectness there’.
He sent a small portfolio of work this morning, including this one. Her expression is so fraught with message, imo.
He was detained eleven times during his stay there. ‘BOLO for People with Cameras!’
Abject abjectness, indeed.
Excellent! You know what’s scary? You pulled back the veil to reveal what he’s really thinking. You won’t be Gitmoed, Wendy, you’ll be arrested and taken to one of the Halliburton Re-education Camps located somewhere in the intermountain west where you and your fellow detainees will assemble Apple products and be paid 25 cents a day. Gawd, I hope they don’t send you to Wyoming – the Cradle of the Cheneys!
Recommended!!
Whew; that’s a relief, billyc! But…I wonder how long it’ll take them Halliburton folks to realize I may be ‘ineducable of the ‘re’ kind. ;o)
Kinda got a bit of the stubborn about me; must be genetic,yeah?
NO Wyoming; not only Cheneys, but it has Rock Springs, a hell-hole if there ever were one, lol!
Glad ya think I came close to nailin’ what was in his mind really.
What’s good for General Motors, is good for the USA.
Ahhh. had to google for the allusion. This? Heh. ;o)
I promised my father-in-law I would read this piece of nasty garbage (French pronunciation, please), so he called my bluff and sent it, lol; one son had sent it as proof-positive that the New Deal was a failure. You likely know all the data Schlaes left out, like CCC and other stimulus jobs jobs not being ‘real work’, thus not admissible to the data, yada yada… She still gets a column at Bloomberg or one of the others….ack.
wendydavis–
Great diary. Now I know who to go to when I need someone to translate “corporate-speak.” :0)
Highly recommended (as usual).
Blue
LOL, thanks, Onyx…er Blue (updated; I kinda like Onyx). This is the one I’d mentioned it was hard to know if I’d be able to bring teh funny; then again, satire doesn’t always have to be humorous I guess. And if a person hadn’t listened to platitudinous patter, there’s nothing to compare to.
AltID reckoned asking folks to listened might be in the ‘cruel and unusual’ category it seemed. I get that. ;o)
Charles E. Wilson Sec. of Def. under Eisenhower.
wd–
Then by all means, call me Onyx. Actually, “Mr. Blue” likes it better, too. Like I told him, I’m simply being lazy by typing only the first word of my screen name.
Anyway, I suspect that it’s not exactly “proper chat etiquette” for me to sign my name. But somehow it seems natural for me to do so–so I do it.
Blue
Wow, his ‘New Look’ had some familiar ingredients in it, as in the Lean and Mean and Targeted by nukes and other Machines of War. Kinda Biden-esque, ennit? Thanks for the history.
Thanks, dear; though…I may forget, lol!
I sign ‘wd’ sometimes. You should get on box turtle’s (or is it boxturtle?) dashboard. He (assumedly) signs his screen name, then adds a corker of a final thought in parentheses afterward; it’s downright ART, imo.
Best to you *and* Mr. Blue Onyx.
wd
Never question auhority, wendydavis. We don’t lick your kind around here! (Rec’d.)
LOL! But…but…wendydavis takes a lickin’, and keeps on tickin’, rc; but you knew that.
Mornin’, dear. Hope you’re doin’ better; I’ll stay away from the low-hanging fruit about tongues, though. Better angels, all that… ;o)
Bit the bullet and listened to this speech O gave at the Bldg. and Construction Trades Legislative Conference sayin’ the same stuff about ‘rebuilding infrastructure with leftover war funds; gah! President No-cardcheck layin’ the love on unions; they’re cherrin’ him on to beat the band. Stockholm Syndrome.
Found it following some Keystone Pipeline stories about AFL-CIO and other union approval, gah…
http://www.shallownation.com/2012/04/30/president-obama-speech-at-building-and-construction-trades-department-2012-legislative-conference-video-april-30/
WARNING: WATCHING VIDEO MAY BE HAZARDOUS TO YER HEALTH
Mornin Wendy,
“HAZARDOUS TO YOUR HEALTH” indeed. “The mean old republicans” bullshit just gets to be too much, especially when it’s coming from a Reaganite like Barack.
I can’t watch the neocon/lib apparatchik mf’r talk anymore, and I can barely bring myself to read the transcripts now. It’s like he’s serving up candy with a sugary sweet coating and a bitter, chewy, castor oil center.
Hey, hotdog. Just got off with a friend who was in complete agreement with you; I’d been there, too, for quite some time. His self-satisfied grin is too much to want to bear. But once I saw the piece at the Guardian, I was incensed enough to watch the Liar-in-Chief three times to try to translate for him. I’d already seen Gareth Porter’s take on the agreement with Karzai, and wanted to offer a counter to it.
“…and a bitter, chewy, castor oil center.” There’s a joke in there somewhere entwining castor oil laxative and ‘the GIs’… ;o)