Face it, folks; it’s a scary world out there. While few of us used to think a lot about self- defense, across the United States…statistics tell us that a violent crime occurs every 24 seconds and a property crime every 3.4 seconds (on average). We wouldn’t be surprised to hear that many of your loved ones have to medicate themselves in order to sleep at night, or even to maintain any semblance of decorum during the day. Fear Kills; that’s all there is to it. Recent crime statistics prove it: they really are out to get you. Thankfully, you and your loved ones are smart enough to have begun comprehending that fact.
Americans are increasingly turning to TASER® to provide the comfort that only we can provide. We ask you to imagine your loved ones carrying one of our many ECDs, secure in the knowledge that they can immobilize felons long enough to get away and find help.
Unlike stun guns, which require personal contact to zap them, our no-fuss, no-muss ECDs can shoot barbs accurately from fifteen to twenty-five full feet away, so Auntie Gladys and Grandpa Earl never even have to smell them before they put them on the ground .
Consider our new TASER® X26c ECD (electronic control device).
It’s based on our law enforcement-grade TASER® X26 personal defense products, and gives you the same unprecedented take-down power trusted by thousands of police officers every day. It uses Shaped Pulse™ Technology that utilizes a high voltage leading edge to penetrate up to two inches of clothing around the body, followed by a lower voltage stimulation pulse to cause Neuro Muscular Incapacitation. Just think: when you flip the safety into the armed position, the device is ready to deliver an incapacitating pulse that is designed to override the sensory and motor functions of the nervous system. This powerful Neuro Muscular Incapacitation (NMI) technology has been effective against even the most aggressive individuals, including those under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol. Always think Self Defense!
The lithium battery pack allows for up to 50 trigger pulls, depending on ambient weather conditions, of course.
Worried that Grandpa can’t aim so well? Well, this model comes with a handy laser sight and low-intensity light that will guarantee that he gets his man.
For the man of the house, we offer our brilliant Home Defender X-3 HD, which can send incapacitating charges to up to three separate criminals without reloading; that ain’t chopped liver, friends. It comes with three laser lights for targeting ease, and two extra cartridges in case you miss the first time.
Ah, but you’re wondering if the ladies in your life will find these models a little macho-looking for their liking. Fear not! These two models, the C2 Platinum package comes loaded with features, and is available in Red Hot Red, black, Taser Yellow, titanium, Electric Blue, and of course, our favorite Fashion Pink.
Imagine her surprise when she opens her Holiday Gifts this year!
Now once you receive your order, we do require you to register it, and pass the background check before we send you our CheckLock™ activation process key. Be assured we collect no personal information on children under 13.
You can see our full line of ECDs for law enforcement here.
We here at TASER® International are committed to safety, and have spent over approximately 4.5 million dollars in the past 5 years for medical research our products, and generated the best reports money can buy.
For instance, An AMA report finds that Taser®s, when used appropriately, can save lives during interventions that would have otherwise involved the use of deadly force (reading the full report is really not necessary). The National Institute of Justice says much the same thing, although we do now only claim that these devices, when used according to our instructions, are ‘less lethal’ alternatives instead of our former ‘non-lethal’ designation. That change came about due to some silly pressures by Bleeding Heart Bloggers; you’ll no doubt understand what wimps they are. Wikipedia: Taser Safety Issues, ha!
Did you know that:
Taser®s ECDs have been used over 2 million times on humans? That Statistically speaking, Tasers are far safer than high school sports? That a Taser® has about a tenth of the peak current of a static shock? That deployment of ECDs can reduce law enforcement injuries by 86%? The savings to police and sheriff departments has been massive; in Houston alone, they saved the department over a million dollars in workman’s comp claims, and lowered police ‘excessive force’ claims by 95%!
They are an elegant tool in the war against crime to have both at home and in your local law enforcement departments.
So this holiday season, give the gift that keeps on giving: personal protection. Our motto is: Get them before they can get you! Always think Self Defense!
Ask your local LEOs if they are armed with these life-saving jewels; if not, tell them to advocate for them; they’ve already saved 96,554 lives.
Watch this video on our C-2 model; you’ll be impressed. And remember: No matter how many times you pull the trigger, you’ll never feel a thing!