…and so are the fbi, cia, dhs, corporate spies, the nypd…and a parrrrtridge in a pear tree…

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(by Anthony Freda vis wendydavis @ flickr)

You know you’ve been naughty if you:

  • are one of the 13.2% of USians who are unemployed …
  • won’t have your lapsing unemployment benefits extended until…the 12th of January Never?
  • have had your food stamps cut to fitty-cents a meal per day …
  • are a public employee whose pension and wages have gone all austerity …
  • reckon that your retirement plan consists of Hefty bags and a shopping cart …
  • are in the cradle-to-prison pipeline, especially if you’re black …
  • are working two or three of those 203,000 new jobs ‘created’ in November …
  • and are still eligible for what now passes for (cough) ‘public assistance’ …
  • go to the grocery stores that have ‘double coupon days’ …
  • could barely afford your new ObamaDontCare plan that has a $10,000/year deductible …
  • lost your house in the subprime loan scam burst-bubble that no banker’s gone to prison for …
  • are any of the millions of children who go to bed hungry while living in the richest nation …
  • are a dissident/whistleblower/occupier/climate activist/patriot …
  • went into bankruptcy post 2008, or even came close.

well, you get MOTU Machine Santa’s drift … add you’re own as the (Santa) spirit moves you; I’m tired o’ typin’ …

But hell, if you’re Nice, you know who you are, and why Santa gives to you: Cuz you deserve it. Amen, praise Prosperity Doctrine, and all that jazz.

But oopsie; back to the funnies: this heartwarming photo from the Daily Mail of our illustrious President, et.al.’s ‘selfie’ at Nelson Mandela’s memorial service.  Feel free to provide a caption of thought bubble for Her Furiousness.  You make us feel Proud to be Amurrikans, Mr. Obomba; we salute you.  In your honor, because ‘we’ reelected you, and to paraphrase John McCrankypants: Today, we are all assholes, and we’re gonna celebrate!  Bring your ‘assholes for assholes’ signs!

(don’t worry when the video goes silent; you didn’t go deaf…just dumb)

(cross-posted at Cafe-Babylon.net)